Article Of The Day - The Bee Whisperer
 Fergus Leen, aka The Bee Whisperer, is an apiarist and minor celebrity from Cardiff. Once billed as "The Man Who Thinks Like A Bees" (the odd phrasing is thought to be due to a bad translation from the Welsh), he is the only beekeeper known to keep bees, not for their honey, but for their company. Leen became well-known following an appearance on the Welsh-language daytime program Bore Da Cymru where a slight disagreement with the Sound Recordist  over the distracting noise made by his "Beard Of Bees" caused the bees to pull his face into a tulip live on air.

In 1996, Leen fronted his own TV show, The Bee Whisperer, as an expert troubleshooter for 'problem hives'. ITV dropped the show after six episodes, claiming its appeal was "too narrow, focussing as it does exclusively on bees and beekeeping." A broader-appeal Saturday-night dating show The Honey Trap - where Leen's bees were used to help single men pick a wife from a crowded discotheque floor - was put into production and immediately cancelled. However, the six existing episodes of The Bee Whisperer garnered a cult following online, with fans delighting in his eccentric behaviour such as 'saying the first bold hello' – his opening gambit, wherein he would, without warning, insert his unprotected head into the middle of a hive to greet the bees.

Nothing has been heard of Fergus Leen since February 2006, when he attended a village fete near Swansea dressed in a suit, beard and hat made entirely of bees. There to judge a honey competition, he was about to announce the winner when he began to rise from the podium into the air and hover above the assembled crowd of nearly 20 onlookers. As they realised what was happening, the emergency services were called, but by the time they arrived, Fergus was too high for the Fire Brigade to reach, and a police marksman who attempted to shoot the bees off him ran out of ammunition. By six o'clock he had vanished from sight. Eyewitnesses differ on whether his last audible words were "I shall return", "Remember me, my earthbound kin," or possibly, "Skyward ho, my apian knights!", although voice-analysis of mobile phone footage taken at the time suggests that what was actually saying was closer to "God! No! Help me! The bees, they've got me! For the love of all humanity, help me! Aaaaaarrrrghghghgh!

No winner was ever announced at the honey competition

Media Feature Of The Week - "The Line"
"The Line" is an American TV drama series set in Pittsburgh PA. Created, written and produced by F Dean Zelnick, it aired between 2002 and 2008. Despite initially earning low viewing figures and little critical acclaim, it is now considered by many to be the greatest television show of all time.


Notable for its unusually accurate characterisations, vivid use of metaphor and devastatingly deep social commentary, The Line was also extremely groundbreaking technically. Zelnick, who also directed over half of the show's 72 episodes, developed innovative filmic techniques, such as the 'flash-sideways' – a way of filming déjà vu – and whole new types of camerawork – for example the 'skip cut' (where the camera describes a parabola from the intention to the action) and the 'fractal smash zoom’ -


* See related articles 'Post-Zelnick camera techniques' and "Optical Injuries & the Panavision Death Controversy” -


- enabling The Line to tell stories in ways that had never been achieved before.


The Line also introduced completely new ways for television to put across information to the viewer. The whole of Season Two, for example, was filmed via a technique Zelnick called Respiration Palimpsest. Taking place over a cold winter, the actors' breath fog was digitally removed and replaced with condensing breath from completely different words, meaning that there was an inaudible second script. To fully understand the season, it is necessary to decipher the words that have given rise to the characters' breath fog, not just the words you could hear them saying. Answering objections that this was impossible, Zelnick famously replied, "No – it's just not possible yet."


The show's core fanbase continued to grow through 2004 onwards and Zelnick's innovations became ever more groundbreaking, e.g. Season Three, Episode Two, Flags of Our Fathers, the entire third act of which is conducted in semaphore; or the episode Word Of Mouth, rumoured to be the most exciting of Season Four but only shown to eight carefully-selected viewers who were then instructed to describe the episode to the best of their ability to anyone who asked, but to lie about the plot to half the people they spoke to.


Although the plot that begins to emerge towards the end of Season Four is generally considered the Best Plot of Any Television Show Ever, it is the characters of The Line that have won it its legions of fans. The following is a brief overview of the primary characters.



Characters from The Line

  •  Tatuk, an Icelandic princess whose tattoos tell a deadly secret.
  •  Ralph, an autistic stenographer cursed with perfect recall.
  •  Joshua, a husband haunted by the memory of his own amnesia.
  •  Psychic Frank Rose, who will stop at nothing to prove his unborn son's innocence.
  •  Slappy, a dog caught in a game of cat and mouse.
  •  Carol, a judge terrified by her own racism.
  •  Marouk, an escapee so foreign, no one knows how much the price on his head is in dollars
  •  Sytske, a fire marshal whose safety-first attitude doesn't cut it on the front line.
  •  Orlac, a killer whale who can sense guilt, but lies to men.
  •  Carlo, whose Mexican name disgusts his Immigration Officer father.
  •  Wrenn, who must pretend to be disgusted by his son to protect him from the truth.
  •  Lynnette, a being so evil she can only be communicated with through a theologian.
  •  Eva, Lynnette's friend from book club.
  • And the Grey Lady, who has haunted the Precinct for years, unaware that she is the ghost of a woman who is still alive.

Discussion Page


I don't get it. I just watched the first two episodes and I couldn't tell what was going on. I was expecting a police drama but it seems to be set on an oilrig full of dogs. Way overrated.



Watch the next two episodes – you're about to regret saying that more than you've ever regretted anything in your life. The first three episodes are designed to undo the damage done by all the television you've watched before and prepare your perception so that it can handle the rest of the show. F Dean Zelnick calls it brain unwashing. Basically, until you've seen episode four, you're psychologically unable to grasp the show.



You are obviously too stupid to be allowed to watch the greatest television show in history. How do you have time to post comments on Bigipedia when there's more The Line to be watched? To quote Alison Ryeback in The Independent "This is best watched as a DVD box set. Waiting a week between episodes is like volunteering to be put in a coma for six days, 23-and-a-half hours."


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